heresylog:
“terminalthrillness:
“best response of all time
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best response of all time

[Image description: Text that reads “The Lord has protected my mind from comprehending whatever depravity you meant to imply.” End description.]

razor ads "that's right, we're not like those stuffy old squares who try to control your body. we're not afraid to say it: i'm a woman, and i love shaving my armpits! yeah, we went there - we said the word: armpits. *airhorn noise* *record scratch* uh, yeah, women have hair! wild notion, right, grandpa? we'll get used to it! except don't get too used to it, because it's gonna get shaved. for feminism"

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beautiful things are happening on twitter

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

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ID: #barcode scanners / end ID

Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

everybody leave town i need to talk to myself on a walk for an hour and fifteen minutes

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i dropped out of college because it was taking up too much of my walking around time

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